stop it

Dear MTB wearers,
Those "shoes" are not lifting and toning your ass. They are not making your thighs rock hard. They are not getting rid of cellulite. They are simply making you look like a dick and stumble around, getting in my way on the street because you can't balance to step up on a curb. Those shoes look like moon boots and no matter what you wear with them, you look stupid. There are no "cool" versions of them. The faux croc ones, the ugg ones, the all black version...ALL BAD.

Get off your ass, do some squats and some lunges and stop eating Cheetos and you will you have no need for those squishy, thick soled asshole "shoes."

xoxo,
Erin